AC米兰

今天真开心，下午去酒吧看MILAN VS GENOVA 的球，MILAN在经过前仨轮的不胜的尴尬之后。今天MILAN坐镇SASIRO等GENOVA来挑战。经过上半场双方0比0的打平结束了上半场的比赛。到了下半场，MILAN仅仅用了3分钟就GOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!而且进球的有是IBRAHIMOVIC,而且进的是超屌的。PIERO从对方的前半场传出一脚助攻，直到到对方禁区，IBRA加快速度，但被对方的两名球员盯住使他不能这么轻松的射门，但IBRAHIMOVIC，用了一记超远的吊射把球踢入网内，这时这个酒吧都欢呼着，大叫着IBRA,IBRA,IBRA,IBRAHIMOVI.直到快5点了比赛结束，MIALN也1比0赢了比赛，积分也到了8分。顺便说下晚上的比赛是ROMA VS INTER,INTER被ROMA在补时的最后关头给绝杀啦！！！！！！！！！！！！！哈哈哈哈！！！！！！！！！！！

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眼看着米兰的同城死敌国际米兰，连续拿下意大利杯，联赛冠军即将到手，欧冠又闯进总决赛实现三冠王时说真的我心里真不爽。眼看着国际米兰一个又一个拿起奖杯，唉!真悲哀!再看看米兰欧冠拿不到，联赛争冠早早退出了，意大利杯早就出局，老板兼主席的贝鲁斯科尼又不肯大笔大笔的投资，使米兰买不到好球员。如今又加上换帅风波，多名核心球员的老化和买卖是如今的米兰雪上加霜，再看国际米兰的老板五年花8个亿欧元才有今天的国际米兰，而米兰的老板听到莫拉蒂5年花8个亿之后却说我们不会像国际米兰一样5年烧8个亿。使我真想上去打他一顿。

米兰在欧冠输给曼联，是米兰球迷早早预料到的事，但是却以0比4输给曼联却是万万想不到的事，3月10日，米兰报着一丝希望来的曼联进行一场生死战，经过2个小时的时间米兰以0比4慘败给曼联，经过这一场人们把矛头指向了米兰的新生教练，但是这能怪的了他吗？不这不能怪他，在今年米兰失去核心卡卡之后，米兰就没有买进什么好球员，主教练能把米兰带到今日的地步已经非常不容易了，我们怎么能怪他呢？其实罪魁祸首的就是BERUSKONI,因为他不肯投资米兰，使米兰迅速老化，而他还是说米兰是世界是最好的球队，但是经过曼联这一站，我想他已经是无话可说。唉！面对0比4的慘败我无话可说

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在上个星期天的一场意甲焦点之战AC  MILAN  VS  INTRE之中米兰以0比2完败了对手，而且是在对手少俩人之下败给了对方，比赛最后时刻米兰迎来了一个点球，但被对方守门员扑出去了

比赛结束之后对方的主教练竟让做了几个挑衅的动作，他这么一做让我们米兰的球迷大骂MAFANCULO(是意大利语）但是骂了也没用，比赛还是输了，之后，米兰在这个礼拜三迎来在意大利杯8进4的比赛中一1比0输给了UDINESE，退出了意大利杯，这一败，是否让我们想起米兰是否走出了对米兰德比失利的阴影呢？是的米兰还没走出去，而明天下午米兰主场迎战弱对LIVORNO就是考验米兰能否在明天的比赛之中走出阴影，继续为意甲冠军而努力。是的米兰的失利造成了和INTRE之间的分数有9分之差，但是意甲联赛的路还很长，只要米兰能够竟快走出阴影，继续努力，相信米兰会有一个好的结局。

凭着昨天国际米兰以2：2战平巴里只拿到一分，这让AC米兰得到了5年最好的夺冠的机会，自从米兰在2003/2004赛季拿到第17次意甲冠军之后，至今，5年，5次，都早早的退出意甲争夺意甲冠军的悬念，而今年，米兰得到了一次非常好的机遇，从今以后米兰不用在看国际米兰的脸色，只要踢好自己的比赛就可以追平领头羊国际米兰

第一场AC米兰主场迎战锡椰那，第二场就是米兰德比，而，第三长就是补时赛AC米兰客场挑战佛罗伦萨。已经而米兰赢了一场，就在今天下午4点米兰坐镇主场迎战副斑马锡椰那，米兰以4：0站胜了对手，这一场胜利不仅缩段了米兰和国际米兰的差距，还拉开了和尤文之间的距离。