AC米兰

六.心态平和永远最美                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              不要活得太累，不要忙得太疲惫。                                                                                                                                                                                                                           想吃了不要嫌贵，想穿了不要嫌浪费。                                                                                                                                                                                                                    心烦了找知己约会，瞌睡了倒头就睡。                                                                                                                                                                                                                    心态平和永远最美，天天快乐才是大富大贵。                                                                                                                                                                                                          七.笑一笑                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               北京某高干子弟和山西煤老板儿子吃饭，高干子弟大声道:给老子一百万，在北京没有我办不到的事。                                                                                                                       煤老板儿子小声道说:哥，我给你一个亿，能不能把天安门城楼上那张照片换成我爹的？                                                                                                                                            八.漫谈人生                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            20岁以后，故乡与外地一样。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 30岁以后，白天与晚上一样。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 40岁以后，有没有学历一样。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 50岁以后，漂亮与丑陋一样。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 60岁以后，官大与官小？                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        九.旧词新用                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            过去叫痛快，现在叫爽。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         过去叫关系密切，现在叫零距离接触。                                                                                                                                                                                                                    过去叫瘦弱，现在叫骨感。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     过去叫减肥，现在叫瘦身。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     过去叫半老徐娘，现在叫资深美人。                                                                                                                                                                                                                        挨饿这事，干得好就叫减肥。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  掐人这事，干得好就叫按摩。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  发呆这事，干得好就叫深沉。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  偷懒这事，干得好就叫享受。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  死皮赖脸这事，干得好就叫执著。